The Boyfriend and myself were sitting at the table over my mom's German meatloaf, discussing the difference between German and American meatloaf and the crazy ways some people prepare it. Our conversation went as follows.

Him: I think I'll write a book called "Meatloafs I Have Known".

Me: The Meatloaf Who Loved Me.

Him: One Thousand and One Meatloafs.

Me: To Have And Have Meatloaf.

Him: Monty Python and the Holy Meatloaf.

Me: Snow White and the Seven Meatloafs.

Him: Escape From Meatloaf Mountain.

Me: Thiry-Six Meatloafs of the Shaolin!

Him: Saving Private Meatloaf.

Me: Big Trouble in Little Meatloaf. Or Big Meatloaf in Little China, whichever...

Him: Lord of the Meatlof.

Me: Meatloaf Wars: The Meatloaf Strikes Back!

There were so many more and I can't remember them. Dernit. Still... I'd say we're ready for greatness.


Another tiki-centric painting! I'm pretty happy with this one. It's called "Sasquatch Makes His First Visit To Hawaii".



Hawaii is the only state in the whole US that hasn't reported a Bigfoot sighting, so I figured he may as well pay us a visit. ;)

Additionally, one of The Boyfriend's coworkers liked this painting, which he has up in his cubicle, and commissioned me to paint her a larger copy. The Boyf negotiated on my behalf and she wants to buy it for a hundred dollars! You believe that shit? A hunnert coconuts! If it were up to me I'd have been embarrassed to ask for, like, thirty.

At least I'm getting some work, eh?

Hello, critters. How was your day? What did you make for dinner?