Just penned this masterpiece...

I Hate My Neighbors (A Love Song)

I need to sing a song about
The people on my street
Cause if I keep my big trap shut
Someone will get beat

I live in a ghetto cause
Land prices are so high
It wouldn't really be that bad
If my neighbors would all die

The men stay home all day because
Nobody's got a job
But if they feel ambitious they'll
Find someone they can rob

If the women go to work
It's down at Bunny's Bar
They scream at all their children
And they double park their car

And every single day my neighbors
Smoke a bag of pot
And the smell comes through my windows
And I wish their lungs would rot

They hang out at the laundry pit
To fight and smoke and bray
So I can't use the dryer, though
It's busted anyway

Not a single day goes by
Without an awful row
The shouting and the cursing
Floating up from down below

And do I need to hear you scream
When your girlfriend sleeps around?
She might be faithful if you quit
Blasting Jay-Z so damn loud

They stare at me when I pass by
And loathe me cause I'm white
I wish they'd shrivel into raisins
If I concentrate, they might

I'd shoot them way up into space
Or drop them in the sea
Or leave them in a lion's den
Drenched in hot gravy

Yes, my neighbors are quite vile
And reek of weed and beer
But I'm stuck with each one until
I move away from here.


Thank you, thank you all.
*curtain*